• Parents: Honey, what are you reading?
  • Me: HE'S FREAKING LEAKING NOOOOOOOOO WHY ONLY 100 DAYS DAMMIT HE'S REAL HE'S FREAKING REAL
  • Me: WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER HIM! DAMMIT! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE! FUCK YOU AMNESIA! GYAAAAAAARGHGHHG
  • Me: IT WAS A FREAKING PRACTICAL JOKE WENT WRONG WHY WHY DAMN YOU JONDGAE TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL POOR KRISSSSSSSSS
  • Me: WHYYYYYYY DID HE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWW HE'S IN A FREAKING TIME LOOP TOOO MANY KYUNGSOOOOS MIND BLOWN OMHHHGGGGGGGGGGGg
  • Me: EVERYTHING SUCKS SO MUCH ANGST DAMN IT HFSJHFASHJDSAJHDJJASKHD CRIESSSSSSSSS
  • Me: Just stories.

What not to name your fanfic folder…

So I had just read the BaekYeol fic “Hey Soul Sister” - it’s popular I know - and my friend and I spazzed, and we created the word Burrito whenever we wanted to talk about Fanfics in the presence of others.

I had a bookmark folder for all my fanfics but i needed something to call it so people wouldn’t laugh at me or whatever.

So i called it “Burrito” thinking - oh, it’s a very innocent name.

Bloody hell the next day my friend grabs my laptops and opens it - because it’s curious.

So…what’ i’m trying to say is:

Do not call your fanfic folder:

Fanfic folder

This is not a suspicious folder

Burrito

AAHSDHKJAHKHFKA

 
…

what do you call your fanfic folder? O_O
Am i weird for even having one? O_O 

What has BE HUMAN and ABSOLUTE CHANYEOL DONE TO ME?!

  • *during lunchtime*
  • Me: *throws biscuits and smashes them*
  • Oh no! i'm sorry!! I didn't mean to hurt you
  • Friend: dude. chill. it's food. it doesn't have feelings.
  • Me: *RAGE* ROBOTS DO HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!
  • everyone: ...
  • Me: *quieter* why did you send him back?
  • Why did he break down.
  • THEY CAN LEARN TO LOVEEEEEEee
  • WAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!?!?!
  • everyone: ...
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • true story

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