- Parents: Honey, what are you reading?
- Me: HE'S FREAKING LEAKING NOOOOOOOOO WHY ONLY 100 DAYS DAMMIT HE'S REAL HE'S FREAKING REAL
- Me: WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER HIM! DAMMIT! WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE! FUCK YOU AMNESIA! GYAAAAAAARGHGHHG
- Me: IT WAS A FREAKING PRACTICAL JOKE WENT WRONG WHY WHY DAMN YOU JONDGAE TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL POOR KRISSSSSSSSS
- Me: WHYYYYYYY DID HE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWW HE'S IN A FREAKING TIME LOOP TOOO MANY KYUNGSOOOOS MIND BLOWN OMHHHGGGGGGGGGGGg
- Me: EVERYTHING SUCKS SO MUCH ANGST DAMN IT HFSJHFASHJDSAJHDJJASKHD CRIESSSSSSSSS
- Me: Just stories.
I want to make a collaboration of videos of people’s reactions when they read fanfic. I think it would be “beautiful”
Genre: Angst, Romance
Jongin fell in love.
Before he died, he just wanted to hear that he loved him.
Sehun can’t love him.
and Jongin is dying.
WTF HAPPENED TO AFF?!?!??!?!!?!
What not to name your fanfic folder…
So I had just read the BaekYeol fic “Hey Soul Sister” - it’s popular I know - and my friend and I spazzed, and we created the word Burrito whenever we wanted to talk about Fanfics in the presence of others.
I had a bookmark folder for all my fanfics but i needed something to call it so people wouldn’t laugh at me or whatever.
So i called it “Burrito” thinking - oh, it’s a very innocent name.
Bloody hell the next day my friend grabs my laptops and opens it - because it’s curious.
So…what’ i’m trying to say is:
Do not call your fanfic folder:
This is not a suspicious folder
what do you call your fanfic folder? O_O
Am i weird for even having one? O_O
Gave my friend my sad BaekYeol fanfic to read.
- Her: well...it's a little confusing. I can help you change it a bit.
- Me: uh...no it's alright
- Her: If you want me to help you make more sense...
- Me: uh nah really it's fine.
- Her: just saying if you wanted to upload it or somethig.
- I ALREADY UPLOAD IT AND PEOPLE LOVE IT
- SO SHUT UP.
Reading Be Human again - in class - is NOT a good idea
Read “Arbitrage”. My brain hurts. </3
All the weird noises i produce when reading fanfic makes my parents think i probably have tourettes…
What has BE HUMAN and ABSOLUTE CHANYEOL DONE TO ME?!
- *during lunchtime*
- Me: *throws biscuits and smashes them*
- Oh no! i'm sorry!! I didn't mean to hurt you
- Friend: dude. chill. it's food. it doesn't have feelings.
- Me: *RAGE* ROBOTS DO HAVE FEELINGS!!!!!!
- everyone: ...
- Me: *quieter* why did you send him back?
- Why did he break down.
- THEY CAN LEARN TO LOVEEEEEEee
- everyone: ...
- true story